We’re Bored Stiff With Those Stupid Rakhi and Elesh Games!

If there is someone in this world who inspires contradictory emotions, it’s Rakhi Sawant. There was a time when her crazy on-screen antics were surprising. Then I warmed up to her and she became amusing. Now, however, she is plain stupid and maybe a little conceited too. Just as you begin to think that Rakhi may have given you an overdose of ‘cheap’, she comes back with some more.

It’s perhaps hard to forget the Rakhi-Mika liplock, but her latest one is not only hard to forget, but also hard to digest. On one hand, she declares from rooftops how her love life with Elesh is doomed and how she cannot adjust to him. On the other, the woman is seen exchanging saliva with the same Elesh (who’s manhood I’m seriously beginning to doubt now) on Pati Patni Aur woh the reality series she’s currently working on.

Rakhi Sawant, can you give us a break? Seriously, we don’t want to see you any more… with or without your clothes on. We don’t want to see you locking lips with every Tom, Dick and Elesh and we certainly don’t want to see your cheap publicity stunts (which I might rather add, you have a talent for).

What bothers me most is Elesh. Seriously dude, what’s up with you? Don’t you have an off screen life that you one day dream of returning to? Or are you too taken in with the glamorous world of the silver screen? Though I’ve already said this once already, listen in carefully. In a few days, the show will be packed up and your lady luck (puke puke) will leave you. Consider yourself lucky if she does, but when that happens, you my friend are going to be really really laughed at clear across the continents from Asia to the Americas. And I have a suspicion that Rakhi will be leading the pack!