Tacky and Tackier: Koena Mitra and her tasteless tattoos

Koena Mitra who? If that’s what you’re thinking, fear not, you are not the only one.

The tarty, surgically-enhanced wannabe starlet who faded away from public memory after a brief item girl stint (remember Saaki Saaki from Musafir?) is now clamoring for her second go at mega show-biz success (you wish!) with a couple of tacky tattoos.

These include:

A strategically placed belly chain
An anklet

Koena claims that her tattoos are a ‘replacement for jewellery’ as ‘she doesn’t like wearing jewels everyday’. A better way to put that Koena, would be, ‘can’t afford jewellery’, what say?

With the itty-bitty roles drying up, and that disastrous monstrosity you call a ‘plastic nose’, it must be hard to make ends meet… even more so, when your air-headed contemporary Mallika is busy lapping up all the hunky-dory internet sleaze-factor awards. At least with fake tattoo jewellery, you’ll no longer have to think up innovative excuses about each time someone points at your faux diamonds, or fool’s gold.

Smart thinking!