Some advice for poor lonely Shreyas

Poor Shreyas Talpade, you hardly get to hear about him at all. No parties, no fun, no frolicking. It seems that Shreyas is working too hard. But then one stops to wonder… working hard for what? Forgettables like Golmaal Returns and Welcome to Sajjanpur…? Or maybe Om Shanti Om and Dor, where he plays peekaboo…

Well, while you ponder about what’s keeping him so busy, he has spoken himself. Apparently, Shreyas has no friends. Doesn’t that make perfect sense? In Bollywood, the equation is simple.

No friends = No Parties & No Mingling

No Parties & No Mingling = No Controversies

No Controversies = No Hits.

Poor Shreyas. I do feel sorry for you. You did start out with a bang and you seem to be a nice guy who’s sensible, principled and grounded. My question is…. how on earth do you expect to fit into Bollywood? Talk about a square peg in a round hole. No wonder your career is stalled. Ever heard the rant, “When you’re in Bollywood, you’ve got to act like a Bollywood brat”? Ever thought of posing nude, threatening old girlfriends and throwing a temper tantrum just for the sake of the media?