Show-off Emraan ruins top secret movie marketing plan

Emraan Hashmi must be a worried man these days. His popularity with dizzy, fresh-out-of-school PYTs has been diminishing very rapidly, and the only movies he ever does are those sleazy Vikram Bhatt productions who no one in their right minds would ever want to watch.

And so, when the Bhatts roped him in for their upcoming film Tum Mile which is loosely based on the 26/7 floods, Mr. Hashmi wasted no time making sure everybody and their mother-in-law knew about it. Even before the ink had dried on his contract, Emraan posted pictures of his ‘new Tum Mile look’ on his Twitter page, ruining the carefully plotted plans of the film’s marketing team.

In fact, director Kunal Deshmukh even went so far as to claim that Emraan’s actions ‘were clearly meant for his own personal publicity and were not needed’. Let’s not be naïve Kunal… in B-wood Town where a film is only as successful as the amount of publicity it manages to generate, all publicity will work in your favor; even this so-called drama that you’re creating about a ‘look’ no one gives two hoots about.

So Kunal, spare us the tantrums and pay some attention to getting our serial-kisser to act for a change, will ya? We are more interested in a good plot line and decent acting than we are in cheap hype and crossfire ramblings of two blabbermouths like you and Emraan.