Katrina Salman fight — After Packup

After many months of beating about the bush with their ‘now you see it/now you don’t’ relationship, Salman Khan and Katrina Turquotte (we refuse to call her Kaif for ethical reasons) have finally decided to call it off for good… or so it seems.

According to latest reports from a leading Mumbai rag, the couple didn’t just walk in separately to a happening filmi do, but also made it a point to avoid each other all evening. Trouble brewing in paradise?

If you’ve been following this blog for a while now, you’ll agree when I say it’s no huge surprise.

But for those of you who still don’t get it, here’s a quick rundown of reasons why Sallu and Kat’s jodi isn’t really meant to be:

Age:
I know most people say that ‘age is only a number’, but when it comes to Sallu and Kat, the age difference is a huge factor for the frequent rocky patches in Sallu-Katrina love land. Kat is decades younger to Sallu, which is why, his been-there-done-that attitude doesn’t jibe too well with his much younger lover.
Sallu likes his women a certain way:
By ‘certain way’, we mean no short skirts, no hanging out with other male co-stars, no talking to people whom Sallu miah has a grouse with and a huge laundry list of what’s allowed versus what isn’t.
Katrina’s no meek billi:
Although Katrina’s holier-than-thou public persona has earned her accolades in recent times, the coy and demure Kat wasn’t always this way. In fact, her first mentor Ayesha Shroff even goes so far as to say that Kat was ever-eager to bare and dare all… until she latched on to Sallu to help build a Bollywood career.
Katrina is ambitious:
No, make that ‘very ambitious’. The woman knows what she wants and is more than willing to do whatever it takes to make it there. (Read: fake name, conscious image makeover, snippy but politically-correct comments about her costars)
Sallu wants to settle down:
No prizes for guessing that getting married and having babies doesn’t go down to smoothly with Katrina’s vision of her up and coming ‘happening career’.