‘Rocket Scientist’ Lara Dutta’s Career Choices of Box Office Flops and Cheesy Roles!

Almost immediately after Lara Dutta claims that she is too smart (*cough* what a bimbo *cough*) for comic roles, one wonders about her upcoming movie Do Knot Disturb which incidentally, is a comedy. On retrospect, I am just thinking about Lara’s filmography. One can’t stop at just Partner, her last comic flick which was a downright copy of the Eva Mendes and Will Smith starrer Hitch. In fact, I am also reminded of no brainers like Masti and the indigestible Jhomm Barabar Jhoom where she pulled off a French accent so bad that I am sure the French cried for days on listening to it.

Sure, you need brains to strategically pick movies that would last ten minutes at the box office. Lara, I am completely with you on this babe. It’s easy to get good roles, but to accept only rejects….the chaff after it has been separated from the rice, is not only hard work but also extremely smart and brave. Lara, we are in awe of your ‘genius’ mind. Not too many actresses are bright enough to chose fluff and cheese over substance. Established actresses like Rani Mukherjee and Bipasha Basu must be green with envy. We salute your bravery and your high IQ. You’ll get to the top of your game in no time at all with such a brilliant strategy! You go girl!