Recently Promoted International Bimbo Mallika Does The World

Mallika Sherawat seems to have promoted herself to the rank of ‘International Bimbo’ after enjoying tremendous success as a Bollywood Bimbo. You hear her wanting to give inspirational speeches to folks at good old Twitter, posing in weird gothic shreds and barging in on Hollywood biggies. What’s she been doing all over the USA anyway?

Now, apparently, she has been voted among the top one hundred most beautiful women of Asia. What I hear in the background is all Asian women gagging themselves to death. I also saw a gleaming picture of her being recognized by the City Council of LA for her wonderful contribution towards Bollywood and other social and charitable issues. Please hold on a second… I’ll go throw up and come.

LA City Council… Must you remind us that you are based in the airheads’ capital of La La Land where anything goes? If you’re going to felicitate Bollywood nothings, honour someone who’s at least tried to make it big. Maybe next time, you’d want to honor Himmesh Reshammiya for his fantastic music abilities and his service to humanity by wearing V necks so deep, a whole village in Africa makes clothes from the remaining fabric.