Rahul Mahajan Dulhaniya Le Jayenge!
Guess what’s top on Rahul Mahajan’s shopping list this year? A bride! After Rakhi Sawant’s so-called wedding went up in flames, Rahul Mahajan is all set to pick himself a new bride. Look at him chirping away on the television about the honeymoon destinations that he is planning and you immediately think of a drunk baboon hungering for another shot of dry sherry.
It seems almost funny, seeing him this way since he went to all the lengths avoiding the limelight after his father’s death. Interesting what the promise of a little money and fifteen minutes of fame can make a person do. Rahul is seen comparing his life to Jim Carrey’s Truman Show but dear Mr. Mahajan, there is an elementary difference between your buffoonery and the plight of Truman. That difference is free will. While in the movie Jim Carrey had no choice, you willfully parade yourself naked in front of the blazing cameras.
Dude before you even think about getting married again, we suggest that take a little portion of the millions you’ve been making on television and get yourself some personal counseling. Face your demons head on and don’t play out your private life to a jeering audience that really doesn’t give a rat’s tail about your emotional well being. One thing you’ll learn soon enough if you are not careful, is that there’s nothing remotely funny or lovable about a human train wreck in the making. Enough said!
Squeeze a bit more!
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