OMG! Looks Like Aging Hunk Sallu Is Losing It……
How do our much-married, paunchy, aging desi superstars who are well into their late 40’s pull off candy-floss college romances as brazenly as they do?
The answer lies in a sneaky little cosmetic enhancement called ‘hair weaving’. In recent years, many of our so-called Bollywood macho men including a very forgettable Jackie Shroff, Sunny Deol and even our very own Sallu (don’t call me) bhai have resorted to using fake woven-in or transplanted hair as a last-ditch effort to revive their failing careers.
While Jackie Shroff’s hair weave faded away from public memory as effortlessly as his dismal films, Sunny Deol is still trying hard to convince us that his hair weave is the real secret to his Punjab-da-puttar heroism.
Sallu bhai on the other hand seems to have fared a little better, having bagged numerous plum projects all through his covert hair-transplant operation in Dubai. Lately however, Mr. Khan’s success seems to be encouraging him to let go of his appearance, the results of which were very obvious in two, very unflattering paparazzi shots from a recent promotional event.
Sallu, we do love you… bald patch, thinning hair and all. But seriously dude, I don’t think that the very wide hairless side parting is going to win you any bonus points for middle-age hotness, especially when you try pull off one of your juvenile puppy love roles. More than likely, it will land you offers to play the role of an 18-year old’s stern father or doting grandfather. Ouch! Don’t worry Sallu, there is still hope for you yet …you can consider hats, bandanas, more hair transplants or if things get really bad….. wigs or scalp painting. Dear…dear… that should make you feel better.
Squeeze a bit more!
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