Mallika Sherawat, the most brazen Bollywood bimbo yet!

Mallika Sherawat has been busy and brazen during her Hollywood blitz. When she’s not terrifying the bejesus out of the international paparazzi with her ridiculous outfits, she’s either flooding Twitter with her inane quotes or heading for Twitter HQ to confirm to staff that she does indeed have a single digit IQ.

A few hours earlier, Ms. Sherawat happily tweeted about her ‘meeting’ with acclaimed director Warren Beatty and Requiem for a Dream dreamboat, Jake Gyllenhaal. Knowing Ms. Sherawat, nothing is as crystal clear as she makes it out to be, and it certainly wasn’t the case with this ‘chance meeting’ during which Mr. Beatty and Jake charmed the wits out of our Haryanvi bimbo.

For the record, Ms. Sherawat didn’t exactly arrange a meeting with the power-packed duo, as most civilized individuals on either side of the pond would… she and a group of her friends barged in on them, while they were finishing up a dinner-meeting. Poor Mr Beatty was probably too polite to show her to the door. Not surprisingly, Mallika’s ‘source’ added generous insights about how ‘thrilled Mr. Beatty was to meet a real, live Bollywood star’. Un.be.lie.va.ble.

Mallika, honey, let’s get this straight once and for all: Barging in on people isn’t polite, and no, it doesn’t matter if you’re the next big ‘hissing’ queen in Hollywood. So, stop giving all of our other, more well-mannered and credible Bollywood stars a bad name. Stop acting like a bubble-brained Bollywood bimbo. Start by learning some basic social etiquette, will you?