Down boys! Mallika is rationing her kisses

I just finished writing about Bipasha and Kareena’s tantrums, and now I feel I spoke too soon. These poor girls don’t know the ‘t’ of tantrum and they should consult with Mallika, the indisputable crib queen.

Her latest tantrum being that she will do everything, even get nude, lick, and swallow whole(!!) – believe me, those are her exact words – but she won’t kiss, no sir. Her ever-open mouth is suddenly off-limits. Why, now, all these nakhras one wonders, after she so willingly exchanged saliva and lips with her co-stars Murder and Khwaish?

What’s with the kiss rationing Mallika? Maybe kisses from now on are only reserved for goras, now that this Haryanvi has set her eyes firmly on Hollywood. Or maybe the poor girl just has a serious case of halitosis (bad breath) and the mouthwashes aren’t working?