Mallika Puts Her Imagination To Work

If I have to define the word “imaginative”, I would say Mallika!
Now, this Haryanvi lady (she is much older than she pretends to be) is just a small town girl, with no godfather in Bollywood. Neither is she too beautiful, nor is she too talented and she hasn’t given a single Bollywood hit in the last…hmm… don’t know how many years.
But that hasn’t stopped our girl from imagining big, juicy roles ahead. She’s now hosting parties for Hollywood B Listers and discussing projects with big name directors. This is the girl’s best acting role to date! She does it so well she’s even fooling herself. Now that takes imagination!
Mallika honey, if ever you retire from your make-believe career in acting and show business, you can write a book on marketing and teach IIM students how to market skills that do not exist! You could finally enjoy success beyond your wildest imagination!