Farah Khan's husband is losing it

Shirish Kunder – whose only claim to fame thus far is hitching up with the garrulous Farah Khan – is trying so hard to prove that he actually has some reason to keep gate-crashing and freeloading at Page 3 parties, he’s busy registering a bunch of totally insane (to the point of plain idiotic) film names.

Curious? Here’s a sneak peek at some of the bombshell duds the Shirish Kunder Film Company is planning to assault millions of unsuspecting junta with, in the near future:

Animals
Banjo Party
Bachelor of Love (I swear I didn’t make this up!)
Muscle Power
Son of a Gun
Technicolor
Triple Cross

Don’t blink and doubt yourselves. You read it correctly. The obvious question that comes to mind…. did this dude stop taking his medication? We all know that Farah Khan wears the pants in the house, at least when it comes to directing painful cheesy debacles like Main Hoon Na and dishing out nonsensical potshots at older, much more credible actors. So, when Madame Khan is busy nursing a set of twins, it’s obvious that the endless stream of party invitations and free booze must be drying up… which is why Shirish bhai has turned to Quentin Terantino and Robert Rodriguez for inspiration. For those of you who still don’t catch on, the duo are famous for their very innovative (bizarre even) movie titles like: Faster, Pussycat Kill Kill; Curdled; Shorts; Inglorious Basterds and Reservoir Dogs.

The difference however, is that most of these movies actually have two little things that all Shirish Kunder productions have been missing thus far – a great plotline and terrific acting.

So Mr. Kunder, spare yourself the expense of registering such inane names for your productions. At this stage, you should be more concerned about who you’re going to rope in to act for movies called Bachelor of Love and Son of a Gun, because I’m sure that ditzy as they may be, our Bollywood bimbos can still comprehend English well enough (or at least know people who can read and explain to them) to know the difference between quirky/artsy and plain IDIOTIC/STUPID. And please get back on your medication before the mental health officers read that list and come sniffing around.