Hurman Baweja was supposed to be destiny’s child. With father Harry Baweja’s money and influence backing him and a gorgeous girlfriend like Priyanka Chopra in tow, he should have been a superstar by now. Unfortunately for him, his first movie Love 2050 was a grand fiasco. In fact, people most people couldn’t understand if he played a robot in the movie or a human. Sad… Sadder was the fact that girlfriend Priyanka Chopra immediately ditched him and made a move for greener pastures.

Now poor Hurman has put all his hopes on his upcoming movie What’s Your Rashee? where he has been paired up with twelve different versions of his one single ex girlfriend. That must be difficult to handle! On top of that, we hear him saying ‘It’s justified if women want to dominate men’.

Seems as if confused, goofy Hurman must be suffering the effects of a Priyanka jinx. Nothing has gone right for him since he first laid eyes on Priyanka….. massive movie flop, failed relationships, empty babbling about lame issues and now another iffy looking movie release with the same Piggy Chops pretending to be his secret lover.

Is Hurman a glutton for punishment? Much as his new movie is based on astrology, did he think to consult astrologers before linking up with Priyanka again? Surely after all that bad luck first time around, he would have thought to double check the stars before rolling dice with Piggy Chops again. If he did, I have a feeling he would have been told, “No way! Bad luck and bad career move. Run like the wind as far as your feet can carry you and never look back.”

A word to the wise, dear Hurman….If I were you, I would seek a quick closure on the Piggy Chops chapter of my life. And, I would be sure to wear good luck charms from all 12 signs of the zodiac whenever I am around her. Knock on wood!