Ekta Chaudhary: tattoos, tackiness and ten minutes of fame

Dear Ekta Chaudhary. I am really sorry that you couldn’t become an ambassador of world peace (isn’t that what you girls secretly think you are?) Though I don’t give a damn about the show, please don’t drag it in the mud with your completely thoughtless innuendoes about the pageant being racially biased. We know that this trump card worked for Shilpa Shetty in Big Brother, but if you use it ever too often, it will lose its charm.

Oh and by the way, if you’re worried about your ‘unconventional looks and six tattoes not being right for Bollywood’ then let me draw your attention to a certain infamous item girl of the industry who has been braving her tattooed body through the many ups and downs of Bollywood. Ms. Ekta, meet Ms. Rakhi Sawant.

Might I suggest taking on a ‘reality show’ route to success. It’s been tried and tested you know and contestants have been known to enjoy their 10 minutes of fame (15 minutes of fame is for the bona fide Bollywood toadies). Oh and by the way, a movie with Abhay Deol? Really? Tell me, do you think your brain might need a little tweaking before you make any more stupid, career-crushing decisions?