Dumb and dumber Sherlyn Chopra dumbstruct by Guru Rani Mukherjee

Good God Sherlyn Chopra! You are so dumb, it brings me to tears. I know you’re starry eyed at your stints with some Bollywood biggies but give your mouth some rest and let your brains do some work for a change. Well, I am talking about Sherlyn’s new found love for ‘mentor’ Rani Mukherjee. Here’s what Sherlyn has to say about Rani while on the set of Dil Bole Hadippa.

She was so chilled out and didn’t make me feel that she was Rani Mukerji, the actress. She behaved just like a fellow actor who was enjoying. She used to take keen interest in my acting, in my close up shots. She would keep advising, Sherlyn you could do better.

Sherlyn… do you even know what you’re saying? Rani behaved like a fellow actor who was ‘enjoying’ because she is a fellow actor who was enjoying watching you make a fool of yourself! Did she watch you closely Sherlyn? Maybe that was because she was amused that all of that dumbness could fit into such a small head? Perhaps she was wondering if you had really done a boob-job or if some of your dumbness had overflowed the confines of your head and moved southwards to inflate your bosom.