Conditions of Use

Welcome to Afterpackup.com! Afterpackup.com provides its services to you subject to the following conditions. If you visit Afterpackup.com, you accept these conditions. Please read them carefully.

1. You agree to leave a comment on every post that you read. If you don’t, we will leave fire ants in your underwear when you are sleeping. (Ya, really!)
2. All content on this site belongs to us. If you want to use it on your website you can do so if you fulfill any one of the following conditions.
   1. You pay us a lot of money.
   2. You provide a link back to our website when you use our content.
   3. You dance naked on Chowpatti and send us the video with exclusive rights.
3. If you think we are nasty bitches who have nothing better to do than bash up all the good people on Earth, you are probably right.
4. When you die, all your money will belong to us.
5. If you don’t like what we write, stay the F@%$ away.
6. We are not responsible for the loss in your productivity at work because you spend all the time in office reading our blog. If you get fired, we will treat to a Vada Pav.
7. If you do bad things to us, we will do bad things to you.
8. If you do not subscribe to our newsletter, we will hack into your email account and send a resignation email to your boss.
9. If you delete our emails without reading, we will hack into your email account and send porn videos to your boss.
10. If you want to meet us, you can’t.
11. If you want to write to us, do so at lola@afterpackup.com and leela@afterpackup.com. We do not guarantee a response.

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