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Air Head Asin Could Face The Wrath Of Khans If She Doesn’t Shut Up Soon!
Filed under : Aamir Khan, Asin, Bitchiest, Rakhee Sawant, Saif Ali Khan, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan
Asin amuses me. No really, she does. In fact, I am sure that a lot of others are equally amused with her. I, of course, am not talking about her uber hamming skills or her plastic ‘oh-I’m-so-adorable-and-nice’ persona. I am talking about her mouth at which she apparently has no control.
After being pounded by the media so hard for her suddenly-acquired attitude, I am surprised that the lady is still going great guns. Frankly, these were characteristics that I would previously only have attributed to Rakhi Sawant. But not anymore. Asin’s coming very close to Rakhi when it comes to drama and I am really not even kidding!
After she managed to get Salman upset with her, she’s now denying self-concocted rumors of her affair with Salman. Uh… Asin, did you just try to imply there that Salman would prefer you over Katrina...? You didn’t? Because it seemed like you just did. If you haven’t got the point yet, here it is again. You’ve irked Salman off and even if you believe that he’s having an affair with you (enough to have to deny to the media!), there’s no reason you should say it out loud.
Of course knowing Asin, she wouldn’t stop just there. She’s elated with her start off in Bollywood.
“I started my innings with Aamir Khan and I continued my good spell with Salman. That is two Khans down, two to go (Shah Rukh Khan and Saif Ali Khan).”
Watch Out Khans! The arrogance of the statement is enough to raise anybody’s eyebrows. But not mine. I have learnt to expect this from Asin. After all, if no one’s talking about you in Bollywood, you have to take on the task yourself. You start by having an imaginary affair with a screen icon, then leak it to the press and proceed from there to posture yourself arrogantly and pretend that you are a legendary screen goddess in the making and every popular actor will soon be lining up to star with you.
Here’s some advice for you lonely girl Asin, play with your dolls and enjoy yourself but know when to shut up and stop babbling about your fantasies — remember, you’re only pretending in that little make believe world you call your mind!
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Kissing up and lip service in Bollywood
Filed under : Aamir Khan, Akshay Kumar, Aruna Moorty, Bitchiest, Deepika Padukone, Kareena Kapoor, Karishma Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra, Saif Ali Khan, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan, Shahid Kapoor, Vivek Oberoi
Though Aamir Khan locked lips with Karishma Kapoor more than a decade ago, Bollywood’s still not comfortable with kissing.
While Kareena kissed Akshay Kumar 10 times for good measure in Kambakkht Ishq, boyfriend Saif settled the smooch score with Deepika in Love Aaj Kal. So did Shahid and Priyanka in Kaminey.
Among the unkissed majors, are Shah Rukh and Salman. Till now, they have gotten by without resorting to any serious smooch tactics, and SRK seems to be getting along fine. But maybe Sallu Bhai needs some lip service apart from all the interviews he’s frantically giving and the TV shows he keeps popping on these days. He’s spent a lot of time bullying his girlfriends – past and current – and now his forehead’s getting broader by the day.
Vivek Oberoi, his pet foe, – yeah, he’s still alive – has already taken the cue and has apparently smooched Aruna Moorty for verrrrrrrrry long in his forthcoming movie Prince. Methinks the magnitude of his desperation is directly co-related to the length of the kiss. Aamir’s kiss in Raja Hindustani was a pretty long one and maybe Vivek’s hoping to kiss his blues away similarly. I do pity Miss Moorty for her ordeal.
It’s nice to see Bollywood come a good way from the clumsy hugging and groping, but I think it’ll be some time before kissing becomes a part of the plot and not inserted forcefully for its cheap thrill value.
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I wonder how the Bollywood directors get these actors to actually work. Look at Bipasha Basu for example. She will shed all her clothing, save some few threads here and there for a scene that ‘demands’ nudity, but she will not smoke on-screen. Not even if the role really demands it. What’s that about Bips? We know you’ve turned health conscious since packing on the weight after your breakup with Dino Morea. But do tell us your real reason for being so difficult…. if you can actually think of one!
Bips isn’t the only one with the tantrums here. Kareena is almost as bad. She willingly filmed intimate scenes with Saif for her upcoming film Kurbaan but then asked directors to cut the scenes out from the movie!
I don’t get these girls at all. Are you throwing these silly tantrums so that people will notice you? Good god! Kareena, people might talk about you more you if they actually saw your intimate scenes with Saif. And for you, Bipasha people might notice you more if you actually learned to act girl!
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Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor at last seem to be realizing that we’ve really had too much of them off-screen to see more of them onscreen. So, Saif is being extra cautious now about what movies he will work in with Bebo as his leading lady.
They have already done Omkaara together, and Agent Vinod and Kurbaan are slated to be their next joint appearances.
Omkaara, based on Othello, had a strong storyline, Vishal Bhardwaj’s clever direction, and foot-tapping raunchy music. Also, we were still not subjected to the Saifreena effect then.
But now Saif is justified to be a little wary about acting against Kareena, especially after what happened with Tashan. Also, methinks, now that he has gotten to know Kareena well, he may have realized the fact that her value is limited to being eye-candy. (And that’s saying really too much for Bebo.)
He’ll have to do her bit of the acting, too, and Saif knows that very well. At the same time, if he does not do a movie with her once in a while, his love life is probably done for.
Well, Chote Nawab, we don’t envy you, not one bit.
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And the buzz about Aamir is that he is an active member of several social networking sites such as Facebook, Orkut and Twitter. So what’s new about that? Nothing, except that he interacts with youth on these sites under a pseudonym, a common one for all sites. That way he gets to peek into young minds and understand first hand their reactions to films, social issues, sports and other fields. Rather like the emperors of yore, who would roam as commoners to understand their loyal subjects.
Hmm, so that’s how he’s managed to make such great youth-centric films as Rang De Basanti and Jaane Tu…
All I can say is that Aamir is really the master of the game, net savvy, youth savvy, and miles ahead of his rival Khans….and that’s why he is my favourite Khan!
PS: And the next time you get a message on Facebook from an anonymous friend, asking you how you feel about the next Aamir movie, you know who could be at the other end!
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Ever since Akshay Kumar’s ‘Singh is King’ was a hit, Bollywood has seen a fad of Sikh Heroes. Immediately after the hit, Sallu Bhai portrayed the raging army wallah in ‘Heroes’ and later Saif played the shy, ever in love sardar in ‘Love Aaj Kal’. Now following in their footsteps is Ranbir Kapoor.
Now in his next movie, Ranbir plays a Sikh boy and sports a beard. Yes they are absolutely real (for those of you who think he can never grow a beard!)
Ranbir, I heard, can’t wait to get rid of his facial hair. I am also sure that Deepika wants her chikna back! Me too!
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A little birdie told me that Kareena Kapoor has been saving big bucks to buy herself a vacation house for herself and Saif in Switzerland. She thinks that in India, she can never have as much privacy as in the Alps. We are sorry Bebo, for being born and getting in your way.
I’m sure you already know that money can buy everything. First it bought you your ‘lanky lass’, size zero figure and now it’s probably going to land you in your own love nest in the Alps. Of course that’s all right with us Bebo, you don’t even have to ask. When you have a reigning prince wrapped around your finger, you really can wish for anything, can’t you? Though if I were you, I wouldn’t work any harder just to get that love nest missy. I’m sure your prince charming would get a made-to-order Swiss house for the two of you if you just ordered him!
Though it does make me wonder, whose blood is bluer, Saif’s or Kareena’s…?
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There was a period when Kareena used to be Shahid’s arm candy.
Remember the time? Kareena used to be more than prim and proper then; she would be all covered up like the typical village belle- Punjab di kudi! Shahid did not like his woman to put up a skin show.
But how times have changed! It seems the Chhote Nawab is more liberal minded. He doesn’t mind Kareena showing a lot more than just skin. Check out this almost topless pic of Kareena that leaves little to the imagination. Cheers to the age of doing one’s own thing. If Kareena doesn’t mind showing, who the hell minds looking! But a question Kareena- whom are you really trying to impress- or shouldn’t we ask!!
And a word of caution for Saifu- if you let Kareena show so much skin, better watch out before some young un’ steals Kareena from under your nose too!
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Never mind who’s saying My Name is Khan, we know who’s the real deal, at least in the virtual world. And he doesn’t even have to blog or tweet his claims to fame.
Ladies and gentlemen: Salman Khan is the king khan on the internet! According to a recent survey, he’s the most searched Khan among Shah Rukh, Aamir, and Saif.
I must say it’s somewhat of a revelation that he’s beaten SRK to it. I would have guessed that controversy-shy and intensely personal Aamir is clearly not in the race, neither is Chote Nawab, of course (name says it all, eh?).
All news has certainly turned out to be good news for this Khan. All those controversies he always find himself in have gone a long way in building brand Salman Khan, and what a brand it is… Bring ‘em on, Sallu Bhai, and don’t you mellow down. It’s bad for business.
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Couldn’t resist taking on that two-timing Kareena when I saw this pic of sexy Shahid in a scene from Kaminey. The girl must have been out of her mind to let go of this sexy stallion for the much married and aging Saif.
Wow dude Shahid, must say you’ll have the girls drooling all over the theatre floor with that new look body of yours.
Psst, can you imagine Saif in such a scene? Not even in a million years!
Eat your heart out Kareena!!!
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