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Desperate Shilpa Shetty Postpones Marriage For Last Ditch Chance At Bollywood Success

Lola — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:26:30 +0000

Let’s face it. Shilpa Shetty’s love life may be all hunky-dory but her professional life’s definitely seeing red. She has all the makings of a Bollywood diva. She’s beautiful, she’s leggy, she’s dumb, she’s been in a reality show and managed to win it and she’s even had an affair with a super star – Akshay Kumar. Unfortunately for her, she’s never ruled Bollywood like many before and after her.

Still, you have to give it to her for trying. In the fag end of her career, she’s managed to belt out a reality show victory overseas. With that, she’s also managed to rage controversies by being generous with her kisses. Now she’s all set to get married to a multimillionaire. Things are going her way it seems, but not quite.

Bollywood success still eludes her. That’s still a race where she’s nowhere in sight. She may be pinning her hopes on this last one where she’s paired up with the old and sagging super screamer Sunny Deol. She’s even postponed her marriage for this. Of course, dear old Sunny coaxed her into it… but what’s a little nuptial delay when fame and success are on the line for two faded, almost forgotten Bollywood also-rans.

Needless to say, anyone with a sense of humour would be curious about this ‘fame and success’ which both Shilpa and Sunny are envisioning because the last I checked, no one really gave a damn about either of these showbiz losers. It’s not as if fans (what fans?) are waiting with bated breath for their next offering.

Shilpa honey, take my advice and tie the knot with your millionaire fiance as soon as possible instead of chasing these pie-in-the-sky dreams of big time Bollywood fame and fortune. It isn’t going to happen in this lifetime! And you may well end up losing Raj Kundra in the process when he finally wakes and realizes that he’s just a consolation prize you’ve settled for reluctantly because the bigger Bollywood fishes just didn’t bite in spite of your best efforts over the years.

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Funny Money For Sunny?

Lola — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:00:03 +0000

Seems as if some fading stars are still determined to make money through the media. However not with new movies but by suing a radio station. Take the case of Sunny Deol. “Sunny Who?” you asked? Let’s see – which was Sunny’s last movie? um…um…um… We might have to consult the history books on that one!

Unlike other stars, this Punjab da puttar has no TV assignments, except one ad. So, this radio station (Big 92.7 FM) is actually doing him a favor by keeping his name alive in our memories by mimicking his acting for a few laughs. The ‘ghayal’ hero did not see anything funny in the situation and decided to create some ‘gadar’. He sued the radio station and asked them to pay him Rs. 200 crores within 7 days.

Now do you know what are Sunny’s plans for this money? He has big ideas about making another Apne with the money from the radio station! It could actually mean standing in front of a camera again. It has been such a long time for Sunny. Whereas, most of the actors in the remake would be from within the family, some money would still be needed, which Sunny intends to get from the radio station. Well we shouldn’t get too upset with him. Sunny hasn’t been get any acting jobs within recent times so he had to get his venture capital from somewhere! Did someone say “Funny Money For Sunny?”

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Sunny is back! Why?

Lola — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:39:03 +0000

Holy Cow!! Sunny Deol and Raj Kumar Santoshi have finally buried the hatchet after ten years of feuding (for them) and ten years of blissful peace and quiet (for the audience).

And guess what? They’ve threatened to unleash not one, not two but four upcoming projects on poor, unsuspecting cinema lovers who had heaved a collective sigh of relief when the friendship turned sour. So dearies, expect more of Ghayal and Ghatak style wild histrionics from Sunny and Santoshi. Don’t be surprised to see a refreshed and rejuvenated Sunny (read- louder and crazier) after his enforced sabbatical.

God, what have we done to deserve this!!!