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Sonam Kapoor
Thanks to TweetQueen Piggy Chops, everyone’s on the Twitter bandwagon now, even if they don’t have anything to tweet about. Ranbir Kapoor started tweeting almost two months ago, yet has only one tweet to his credit. He hasn’t had the time (read: inclination) to follow doting girlfriend Deepika Padukone, but has nevertheless chosen to keep tabs on Sonam Kapoor’s tweets.
Hmmmm…. I’m not saying anything, not yet, at least.
I wonder how long Deepika will take all this stuff from Rocket Singh, being sidelined, being called ‘one’ of the girls in his life, and so on. Are you so hard up to be a Kapoor bahu, really, Deepika?
Also, if all Ranbir can manage is only a tweet per quarter, why did he even bother to set up an account? Take your cue from the biggest twit herself…er…I mean biggest tweeter, Piggy Chops, who tweets every empty self-promoting thought and frivolous, $0.02 cent quote with clockwork precision. Even if nobody’s reading …..
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It takes some talent to be a genuine hypocrite (sic!). And Sonam, you’ve got a lot of learning to do.
For starters, she could take tips from Salman Khan. Ahead of his forthcoming release Wanted, he’s doing 30 short films on social causes and he almost fooled us into believing that his bad boy days are over. He was that convincing.
Now, Sonam was recently chosen by an NGO to be the face of their campaign. And guess what she had to say about it? Nothing too inspiring or intelligent it would seem. Our girl babbled a lot of bland nothings in the glow of some much-needed good publicity, “It is not just about me, it is about everyone.” But, of course, Sonam, a social cause by definition is not about an individual, and certainly, not about you. What were you thinking anyway?
In the same breath, she adds, “Of course, I am just a face.” Yes, we agree on that. Just a self-absorbed face and an under worked brain. Missing in action were her heart and genuine compassion for the cause.
‘S’ can sometimes stand for things other than Sonam, eh? Like ’sincerity’. Don’t looked so puzzled sweetie. It’s not a foreign word I swear!
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Tub-of-lards turned sexy sirens can’t afford to eat butter chicken babe, don’t you know that? Even if you’ve blissfully forgotten your erstwhile state of obesity, your trainer hasn’t. After all, he’s the one who’s worked his butt off to get you into that awesome shape, darling! No wonder he blew his top when he read your facebook status announcing your indulgence to the world. Ha, ha, ha, you never expected him to find out, didn’t you?
So next time remember not to cheat on your diet by feasting on butter chicken o.k. And even if you do, don’t be so foolish to proclaim it to all and sundry on your facebook status, honey.
You never know who’s keeping tabs on you!!
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