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Sherlyn Chopra
If Rakhi Sawant can why can’t Sherlyn Chopra. No Rakhi have not gone nude over a social networking site as Sherlyn but definitely used the stint of “Bad Publicity is Publicity” and so Sherlyn is following which she has also tried earlier.
These so called hot babes of Bollywood who have little in them when it comes to acting (see the act of Sherlyn in Dil Bole Hadippa) can go to any extent when it comes to getting the limelight. This time Sherlyn has overdone it by posting nude pictures on her Twitter account.
She said that she has been approached by American magazine Playboy to pose for them and she wants to share her photos (nude) with friends and followers and get reviews of how she looked. The photos she said has been shot by her best friend. Thanks that she has stopped sharing and put down the photos now.
“The feedback on my picture has been great. Some do find it distasteful. To them I would like to say – to each it’s own”, said Sherlyn. Sherlyn, if it is your own then why don’t you keep it to yourself…????
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First there was Rakhi Sawant who did anything to keep her in the headlines, be it putting up a small temple in her bathroom or a public break up. We had just started to get used to the lull that she left, after her ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’, but it seems that this lull was simply a lull before the storm. The storm that is Sherlyn Chopra.
Sherlyn started off in Bollywood much like Rakhi. The airhead bimbo that she is, she simply chose the wrong person to follow. Anyway, after an unsuccessful stint at publicity mongering in Big Boss 3, Sherlyn Chopra has unleashed the bomb. She has gone and posted nude pictures of herself on Twitter, asking for feedback from junta.
Daring, we say… but to what end? Does Sherlyn think that by posing nude, she will suddenly become the heartthrob of Bollywood? That all of a sudden, producers will line up outside her door, trying to get her to sign their movies? Well we don’t know what she has been thinking, but one thing is for sure… she has set new levels of cheap publicity. For this one, even Rakhi may have to give her a standing ovation.
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When were huge backsides in? There was a time when Sir Mix-A-Lot sang the infamous I like Big Butts but I thought that was the end of the big butt frenzy. I however, was mistaken because then came bootylicious Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and more recently Kim Kardashian shaking their huge backsides to fame and fortune.
Enter Bollywood. Remember how the careers of Bollywood actresses has been inversely proportional to the size of their backsides? Remember Shilpa Shirodkar, Rambha and the likes who got booted because of their booty?
You must be wondering why I am incessantly talking about butts, backsides and booty. It is because I just found out that Shahid Kapoor uses bum bags to make his butt appear bigger than it actually is!
I don’t know who or what his inspiration is. The man can act. The man can dance. The mans has celebrity parents. The man even had a string of gorgeous girlfriends. These are the makings of a perfect Bollywood life. Why then this insecurity? We have seen bimbos like Sherlyn and Rakhi go for silicon enhancement in their bosoms for the want of work, fame and recognition. Shahid, it seems is on a similar path. Only difference is that he’s gone a little below the belt!
Shahid dude, I can understand women being finicky about the size and roundness of their butt. But, I am finding it a little hard to understand why a perfectly attractive (some might even say pretty) male specimen would be so fixated on his backside to the point where he wears bum bags in public. It is a little odd if you ask me and sends the wrong message to the wrong people (wink! wink!). Red-blooded males are supposed to be muscular with killer abs…. not bootylicious like Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and Rhamba! Something isn’t gelling right here but to each his/her own in this crazy mixed-up world of Bollywood.
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Sherlyn Chopra is now proudly walking in Rakhi Sawant’s sleazy showbiz shoes. If you compare the similarities in their careers, you would be surprised. Both have no brains and little control over their loose tongues. Both women shed off their clothes on the drop of a hat. Both have a boob jobs that they are quite proud of and of course both are cheap publicity seekers. However, Rakhi has Bigg Boss and a much hyped Swayamvar under her wing whereas Sherlyn has yet not forayed into the reality show circus.
But the gap between the two bimbos which was not much to begin with, is getting narrower even as you read this. Sherlyn Chopra is packing her bags for Bigg Boss and it seems as if some people are really interested in seeing how she does. Why I can’t understand…but we can’t all have lives and responsibilities I guess.
Of course the makers of Bigg Boss would like nothing more than to have a Menekasque Sherlyn Chopra try to seduce the Vishwamitra-like Baba Ramdev. While that circus may not happen anytime soon ( thank God!), I am sure Sherlyn is preparing herself well to arouse interest in any other Vishwamitra that she can find. The girl didn’t invest all that moolah in How-To-Be-Dumber-Than I-Already-Am classes and silicone boob implants for nuthin’.
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Amrita Rao is Maxim’s cover girl of the month.
Whoa boys, calm down and let’s back up a little bit. Yes, we all know that Maxim is risqué and can get a little steamy… and that’s only putting it mildly. Remember Mandira Body (oops… I mean Bedi) in her barely-there bikini and scandal-icious tattoos?
So, when Amrita Rao decides to throw all caution and other ghareloo sensibilities to the wind and bare-dare all for a Maxim photo shoot, the imagination does tend to run wild. After all, Ms. Rao’s strategic move blends in perfectly with her decision to shed the painful girl-next-door avatar and don the sex-kitten hat.
But ghar-ki-Ammu still has a lesson or two to learn from seasoned dhamaka pros like Sherlyn and Mallika… at least as far as sound bytes are concerned.
With Mallika and gang, their constant blabbering tries to border on double entendres and tongue-in-cheek puns, if not all-out sexual propaganda.
Ms. Rao on the other hand, can’t seem to make up her mind about whether saucy and sexy is her ball game, or whether she’s better off playing safe with her giddy, girly avatar.
So, the muddle-headed bimbo decides to swing both ways by thrusting her bosom in a teensy-tiny ganji-cum-smock, and then spout ghar-ki-bahu wisdom when asked for her opinion on bikinis and sexuality.
She claims: “My dad used to tell me that a woman should wear a bikini the day she has a body to flaunt it.” Geez woman, really? So, Papa Rao decides to come home from work one fine evening and have a heart-to-heart with his starlet daughter about how bikini-worthy her body is? Wow… seems like Bigg Boss 3 needs to bunk Big B and hire Papa Rao right this very instant, because we’ve got a number of women out there who have no business flaunting their flab in peek-a-boo negligees and they could sure use some of Papa Rao’s astute wisdom.
But, trust Ms. Rao to take an inch and stretch it to a mile. She goes on to state: “A bikini is just a two-piece suit that one wears to the beach. It’s not a bait to get more publicity and fans.”
Holy moly Einstein! You’ve just discovered the Bikini Theory of Relativity! So, let’s get out there, you and I, and smack those dim-witted trade gurus and fat-cat producers over their heads, until they finally learn that a bikini-hot bod won’t attract any publicity and/or fans, shall we?
For your words of wisdom are anything to go by, all those red-blooded males who would willingly pledge their lives to see Bipasha Basu rising from the sea, Bo Derek-style and shake the water from her damp hair, really don’t know what they’re getting into. In fact, they barely qualify as ‘fans’ at all!
But all seriousness aside, methinks Ms. Rao should stick to her Vivah and soppy bridal reality television for keeps. This systematic shedding of clothes seems to be directly proportional to the loss of gray matter from her pretty little inflated head. That, or get Maxim to tape her lips sealed tight until she finally realizes that her 2 seconds of fame were over more than 200 days ago.
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Bigg Boss 3: Bringing down the house with creaky old men
Filed under : Amitabh Bachchan, Baba Ramdev, Bitchiest, Mika Singh, Payal Rohtagi, Rahul Mahajan, Rajesh Khanna, Shammi Kapoor, Sherlyn Chopra
Is Bigg Boss Season 3 going to be all about stuffy, creaking old men? First, we have Mr Bachchan as the pop psychologist (don’t ask him what that means, because he has no clue either), who will turn 68 in a few days. Then, we hear that, horror of horrors, Pramod Mutahlik, the leader of Ram Sena, may be in, too.
Baba Ramdev, bless his soul, opted out of the show. Else, he’d have added to the count of hairy scary men.
And, now, it seems that Rajesh Khanna is tipped to be in Bigg Boss house. For God’s sake, is he even alive? From where are the Colors people digging out these relics from? Whom will you stuff in next? Shammi Kapoor?
Much as I hate to say it, for once my heart was gladdened to know that Sherlyn Chopra will be there in all her booby grandeur. After all, one does need some eye candy when boxed in with such botoxed and starched men. Apart from handling all the male attention, she will be expected to take on some bitchy responsibilities previously handled by Payal Rohtagi. I’m sure Sherlyn won’t let us down.
But who will take Rahul Mahajan’s place? I don’t see any of the elderlies coming anywhere close to the craziness quotient of Jr Mahajan. I have a suggestion for the channel people: why not rope in Mika? You can count on him any day to be crazy, with or without a camera watching. And it can do wonders for your TRP.
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Can Sexy Sushmita Still Teach Plastic Bollywood Bimbos A Thing Or Two?
Filed under : Ayesha Takia, Hrishitaa Bhatt, Mallika Sherawat, Sherlyn Chopra, Sushmitha Sen, Sweetest
Nobody really cares when actresses like Hrishita Bhatt or Ayesha Takia go missing from the 8mm screen. But when sexy siren Sushmita Sen goes missing in action, one cannot help but wonder if there is a sexy black hole somewhere in the world where all these women are enjoying a spring break equivalent of forced retirement?
Well there has to be something in play here. Sushmita, famous for her long legs and sultry looks (and perhaps also for the maniacal grasp she sometimes has on ex boyfriends), is not someone who could slip into oblivion so easily. So I feel absolutely delighted when I hear about her comeback. Word around the water cooler is that Sushmita is bringing sexy back with a hot new item number in Do Knot Disturb.
The last I saw her in some shampoo ad, she had gained a lot of weight and was sporting a really chubby face. Soooooo disappointing for one of the most sexciting actresses to have ever graced the sets of Bollywood! If there’s anyone alive who can show this sorry crop of plastic Bollywood bimbos like Mallika Sherawat and Sherlyn Chopra what sultry and sexy is really all about, it is you Sushmita. They need to be reminded that sexy is an innate quality that is natural and comes from deep within a woman; it is not about boob jobs, ridiculous stunts and scampering around scantily clad in next-to-nothing outfits like a cheap 99 cents hooker.
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Sleazy Rakhi and Sherlyn Together…..Dil Bole Next Please!
Filed under : Aditya Chopra, Bitchiest, Rakhee Sawant, Rani Mukherjee, Shahid Kapoor, Sherlyn Chopra
When Abhinav Singh and Aditya Chopra began work on Dil Bole Hadippa, I am sure they were starry eyed about the potential success of the newly acclaimed Shahid Kapoor and the much toned down and scantily dressed Rani Mukherji. There’s nothing wrong with being optimistic. However, things are not looking too great for the duo because the censor board has just slammed a U/A certificate on the movies.
Guess why?
According to the censor board, in their attempt to draw more crowds to their upcoming film, Aditya and Abhinav have notched up the oomph factor a little too much.
Of course, the world is not yet ready for Sherlyn Chopra and Rakhi Sawant together in one movie. No matter if their collective IQ is less than an eight years old’s, their ample, surgically-enhanced bosoms are enough to make people some people sweat profusely. Personally for me, I do not care much for either of them being there in the movie and I am sure, there are many others like me. Their presence somehow undermines the high-calibre production with sleaze and a cheap mass-marketing taint. But maybe, just maybe, Dil Bole Hadippa is not for people like you and me.
If you’re getting my drift, maybe you will not really line up outside multiplexes to waste hard earned money on this one! Next please!
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Dumb and dumber Sherlyn Chopra dumbstruct by Guru Rani Mukherjee
Filed under : Rani Mukherjee, Sherlyn Chopra
Good God Sherlyn Chopra! You are so dumb, it brings me to tears. I know you’re starry eyed at your stints with some Bollywood biggies but give your mouth some rest and let your brains do some work for a change. Well, I am talking about Sherlyn’s new found love for ‘mentor’ Rani Mukherjee. Here’s what Sherlyn has to say about Rani while on the set of Dil Bole Hadippa.
She was so chilled out and didn’t make me feel that she was Rani Mukerji, the actress. She behaved just like a fellow actor who was enjoying. She used to take keen interest in my acting, in my close up shots. She would keep advising, Sherlyn you could do better.
Sherlyn… do you even know what you’re saying? Rani behaved like a fellow actor who was ‘enjoying’ because she is a fellow actor who was enjoying watching you make a fool of yourself! Did she watch you closely Sherlyn? Maybe that was because she was amused that all of that dumbness could fit into such a small head? Perhaps she was wondering if you had really done a boob-job or if some of your dumbness had overflowed the confines of your head and moved southwards to inflate your bosom.
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If there was ever a Stupid Quote Hall of Fame, I’m willing to bet good money on the fact that more than half of it would be plastered with Sherlyn Chopra’s brain-dead mutterings.
In a recent interview with a leading Mumbai rag, Ms. Chopra pulled out all the stops with generous doses of her trademark idiotic bluntness. Take for example her brutally honest confession about her surgically-enhanced ‘assets’.
She claims:
“Earlier, I felt like a boy. Not any more. Thanks to breast implants. I speak about my breasts only upon being asked. I find ‘No Comments’ a very uninteresting way to respond to a question, you know.”
Speak about your breasts only when asked, eh Sherlyn? Which would mean… speak about them all the time? I can’t possibly imagine anyone in their senses wanting to have a non boob-job oriented discussion with Sherlyn for one simple reason – what on earth would they talk about???
But all you red-blooded males out there, never fear. Sherlyn has no reservations about shedding her inhibitions (and her clothes) whenever the opportunity arises.
“As long as my body is beautiful and well-toned, I would love to flaunt my curves whether or not the script demands.”
Well, we don’t know about the ‘beautiful and well-toned’ part Sherlyn, but as long as you’re willing to flash some, you can rest assured there are plenty of hormones waiting in the sidelines.
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