Saurabh Narang

Our prayers have been answered!!

We no longer have to face Sach Ka Saamna or its smug presenter Rajeev Khandelwal. God bless Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Saurabh Narang for that.

Both have very bravely stepped up to cast Mr Khandelwal in their films Chenaab Gandhi and Return Gift respectively. Can’t thank them enough for delivering us from this overbearing twit with the hugely inflated ego.

And this has set him drooling big time. But there’s a teeny-weeny issue: he has to keep his hair long for SLB and cut it short for the other. Problem, you say? No problem, says Rajeev. He will chop, grill, or paint his hair, if required, even go bald for Bhansali. Hair will grow back, but you can’t trust your luck too much these days, you know, and Rajeev is aware of that.

He’s also reportedly not stopped jumping up and down after hearing that his co-actor is Amitabh Bachchan in Bhansali’s movie. Frankly, I don’t know why he’s so excited. The name Big B has stuck on, but Bachchan will pretty much do anything these days, short of hustling money on street corners with a tin cup, to finance his long-due retirement. Rajeev, I mean, if he can be a part of that sleazefest Bigg Boss 3 is it really any surprise that he will share screen space with an insignificant, small bit player like you?