Shahid Kapoor uses bum bags to make his butt appear bigger than it actually is!

Lola — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:05:28 +0000

When were huge backsides in? There was a time when Sir Mix-A-Lot sang the infamous I like Big Butts but I thought that was the end of the big butt frenzy. I however, was mistaken because then came bootylicious Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and more recently Kim Kardashian shaking their huge backsides to fame and fortune.

Enter Bollywood. Remember how the careers of Bollywood actresses has been inversely proportional to the size of their backsides? Remember Shilpa Shirodkar, Rambha and the likes who got booted because of their booty?

You must be wondering why I am incessantly talking about butts, backsides and booty. It is because I just found out that Shahid Kapoor uses bum bags to make his butt appear bigger than it actually is!

I don’t know who or what his inspiration is. The man can act. The man can dance. The mans has celebrity parents. The man even had a string of gorgeous girlfriends. These are the makings of a perfect Bollywood life. Why then this insecurity? We have seen bimbos like Sherlyn and Rakhi go for silicon enhancement in their bosoms for the want of work, fame and recognition. Shahid, it seems is on a similar path. Only difference is that he’s gone a little below the belt!

Shahid dude, I can understand women being finicky about the size and roundness of their butt. But, I am finding it a little hard to understand why a perfectly attractive (some might even say pretty) male specimen would be so fixated on his backside to the point where he wears bum bags in public. It is a little odd if you ask me and sends the wrong message to the wrong people (wink! wink!). Red-blooded males are supposed to be muscular with killer abs…. not bootylicious like Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and Rhamba! Something isn’t gelling right here but to each his/her own in this crazy mixed-up world of Bollywood.

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Mango Dolly loses her cool

Lola — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:36:36 +0000

The ayeayeo actress Rambha is mad at Quickgun Murugan Rajendra Prasad for letting the cat out of the bag. Poor man told the media that Rambha plays a small role of a bar girl in their forthcoming release.

Oh, this ageing lady Rambha (she can’t hide her age in spite of heavy make up and smart camera angles) has actually got cheek to fight with her hero.

We saw her in a couple of meaningless movies yearrrss…. back, where her role was less than miniscule. (We didn’t even notice that she had disappeared from the limelight)! All she did then was dance around the trees and beat the bushes. So, why is she so upset at hearing the truth. After all, this is Bollywood, and the hero does it all, while the heroines are meant for singing in the rain, clad in white sari (sorry, that has changed to skimpy dresses, but other than that, nothing has changed).

So dear Mango Dolly, pull yourself together and try to cash in on this little taste of free publicity. It might be your last chance to get some work in Bollywood before you melt away to become non-existent once again.

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