Boob Paradise Turns To Boozer’s Hell On Bigg Boss 3…. No Daaru For Poor Kaka Babu!

Lola — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:40:36 +0000

Once upon a time, in a land not-so-far-away, there was a blazing acting stalwart named Rajesh Khanna. Mr. Khanna, who wasn’t exactly your clichéd brawny knight in shining armor, delivered brilliant celluloid masterpieces like Anand, Bawarchi and Aavishkaar… all by sheer force of his unbeatable acting talent.

Fast-forward to the early 21st century, and our dearly beloved Kaka babu underwent a series of hideous transformations, until he finally devolved into a haggard, lecherous has-been, whose movie-selection criteria revolve around the number of voluptuous, scantily-clothed starlets he gets to grope and slather his aging tongue at.

Needless to say, the B-grade flicks tanked without so much as a ripple, leaving a desperate Mr. Khanna to look for greener, juicier, and ‘more youthful’ pastures. Luckily for him, his search coincided with the casting of Bigg Boss 3, which had already lined up silicon-loaded mamas like Sherlyn Chopra and Shamita Shetty.

Ka-ching!

Mr. Khanna was all too eager to grab this amazingly lucrative opportunity to get down and dirty with two of Bollywood’s most oomph-a-licious bimbos. And then, the producers of Bigg Boss 3 divulged the unthinkable… leery Mr. Khanna would be denied his daily rum and coke through the entire duration of his stay in the Bigg Boss House.

Gasp!

Where’s the mazzaa in groping at nubile nymphets if you don’t have your daily dose of daaru to wash it all down? No no, Mr. Khanna would have none of it. With daamad Akshay Kumar roping in a bevy of bikini-clad PYTs for his Khatron ke Khiladi, Mr. Khanna was pretty darn sure he could coerce playboy Akki into pulling a few strings and landing him an equally Don Juan’esque role.

Well, on the brighter side, Mama Dimple and beti Twinkle must be heaving plenty of relieved sighs… given that just about anyone who makes it past the first couple of elimination rounds at Bigg Boss seems to instantly lose any last shred of sanity and good taste.

So for your sakes, fair ladies of the Khanna household, let’s raise a very thankful toast to Bigg Boss and their no-drinking policy! Hic!

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Bigg Boss 3: Bringing down the house with creaky old men

Lola — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:13:04 +0000

Is Bigg Boss Season 3 going to be all about stuffy, creaking old men? First, we have Mr Bachchan as the pop psychologist (don’t ask him what that means, because he has no clue either), who will turn 68 in a few days. Then, we hear that, horror of horrors, Pramod Mutahlik, the leader of Ram Sena, may be in, too.

Baba Ramdev, bless his soul, opted out of the show. Else, he’d have added to the count of hairy scary men.

And, now, it seems that Rajesh Khanna is tipped to be in Bigg Boss house. For God’s sake, is he even alive? From where are the Colors people digging out these relics from? Whom will you stuff in next? Shammi Kapoor?

Much as I hate to say it, for once my heart was gladdened to know that Sherlyn Chopra will be there in all her booby grandeur. After all, one does need some eye candy when boxed in with such botoxed and starched men. Apart from handling all the male attention, she will be expected to take on some bitchy responsibilities previously handled by Payal Rohtagi. I’m sure Sherlyn won’t let us down.

But who will take Rahul Mahajan’s place? I don’t see any of the elderlies coming anywhere close to the craziness quotient of Jr Mahajan. I have a suggestion for the channel people: why not rope in Mika? You can count on him any day to be crazy, with or without a camera watching. And it can do wonders for your TRP.

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