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Rahul Mahajan
Bigg Boss 3: Bringing down the house with creaky old men
Filed under : Amitabh Bachchan, Baba Ramdev, Bitchiest, Mika Singh, Payal Rohtagi, Rahul Mahajan, Rajesh Khanna, Shammi Kapoor, Sherlyn Chopra
Is Bigg Boss Season 3 going to be all about stuffy, creaking old men? First, we have Mr Bachchan as the pop psychologist (don’t ask him what that means, because he has no clue either), who will turn 68 in a few days. Then, we hear that, horror of horrors, Pramod Mutahlik, the leader of Ram Sena, may be in, too.
Baba Ramdev, bless his soul, opted out of the show. Else, he’d have added to the count of hairy scary men.
And, now, it seems that Rajesh Khanna is tipped to be in Bigg Boss house. For God’s sake, is he even alive? From where are the Colors people digging out these relics from? Whom will you stuff in next? Shammi Kapoor?
Much as I hate to say it, for once my heart was gladdened to know that Sherlyn Chopra will be there in all her booby grandeur. After all, one does need some eye candy when boxed in with such botoxed and starched men. Apart from handling all the male attention, she will be expected to take on some bitchy responsibilities previously handled by Payal Rohtagi. I’m sure Sherlyn won’t let us down.
But who will take Rahul Mahajan’s place? I don’t see any of the elderlies coming anywhere close to the craziness quotient of Jr Mahajan. I have a suggestion for the channel people: why not rope in Mika? You can count on him any day to be crazy, with or without a camera watching. And it can do wonders for your TRP.
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Guess what’s top on Rahul Mahajan’s shopping list this year? A bride! After Rakhi Sawant’s so-called wedding went up in flames, Rahul Mahajan is all set to pick himself a new bride. Look at him chirping away on the television about the honeymoon destinations that he is planning and you immediately think of a drunk baboon hungering for another shot of dry sherry.
It seems almost funny, seeing him this way since he went to all the lengths avoiding the limelight after his father’s death. Interesting what the promise of a little money and fifteen minutes of fame can make a person do. Rahul is seen comparing his life to Jim Carrey’s Truman Show but dear Mr. Mahajan, there is an elementary difference between your buffoonery and the plight of Truman. That difference is free will. While in the movie Jim Carrey had no choice, you willfully parade yourself naked in front of the blazing cameras.
Dude before you even think about getting married again, we suggest that take a little portion of the millions you’ve been making on television and get yourself some personal counseling. Face your demons head on and don’t play out your private life to a jeering audience that really doesn’t give a rat’s tail about your emotional well being. One thing you’ll learn soon enough if you are not careful, is that there’s nothing remotely funny or lovable about a human train wreck in the making. Enough said!
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Amitabh Bachchan is surely going senile in his old age. Why else would he want to be associated with that dumbass reality show Big Boss? Is he that in need of money or work or both? Or has he finally sold out to sleaze? It’s obvious a lot of cash has changed hands over the deal.
Let’s face it. The show grabbed some eyeballs in its first season because of the novelty of the concept. But it was all downhill from there on. Rife with backbiting, bitching, fake romances, and all kinds of seedy stuff, it fast degenerated into the biggest sleaze show on television.
Big Boss 2 took the cake in the sleaze department. Rahul Mahajan and company left no stone unturned in crossing the limits of decency to full out obscenity, hurting quite a few sensibilities in the process.
Amitabh Bachchan you are an icon. You are class and graciousness personified for both the common man as well as the elite. By agreeing to be a part of the scum that is Big Boss, you are degrading yourself in the eyes of your loyal fans and shattering their trust in you.
Only juveniles, delinquents and jobless nerds watch Big Boss. Stay away from it, Mr. Bachchan! Keep your dignity and self-respect…. these are rare qualities in Bollywood these days!
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