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Mika Singh
Bigg Boss 3: Bringing down the house with creaky old men
Filed under : Amitabh Bachchan, Baba Ramdev, Bitchiest, Mika Singh, Payal Rohtagi, Rahul Mahajan, Rajesh Khanna, Shammi Kapoor, Sherlyn Chopra
Is Bigg Boss Season 3 going to be all about stuffy, creaking old men? First, we have Mr Bachchan as the pop psychologist (don’t ask him what that means, because he has no clue either), who will turn 68 in a few days. Then, we hear that, horror of horrors, Pramod Mutahlik, the leader of Ram Sena, may be in, too.
Baba Ramdev, bless his soul, opted out of the show. Else, he’d have added to the count of hairy scary men.
And, now, it seems that Rajesh Khanna is tipped to be in Bigg Boss house. For God’s sake, is he even alive? From where are the Colors people digging out these relics from? Whom will you stuff in next? Shammi Kapoor?
Much as I hate to say it, for once my heart was gladdened to know that Sherlyn Chopra will be there in all her booby grandeur. After all, one does need some eye candy when boxed in with such botoxed and starched men. Apart from handling all the male attention, she will be expected to take on some bitchy responsibilities previously handled by Payal Rohtagi. I’m sure Sherlyn won’t let us down.
But who will take Rahul Mahajan’s place? I don’t see any of the elderlies coming anywhere close to the craziness quotient of Jr Mahajan. I have a suggestion for the channel people: why not rope in Mika? You can count on him any day to be crazy, with or without a camera watching. And it can do wonders for your TRP.
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I simply love Mika! He seriously has the potential to be the one-stop source of grist for After Packup’s non-stop mill. One day, he’s smothering his godchild, the other day he’s choking Nigar!
But complacency is one thing you’ll never associate with Mika. Keep pushing the envelope, as they say. Only, this time Mika pulled down… Jay Bhanushali’s pants on the Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao reality show. And had the balls to ask Jay, why he wasn’t wearing any chuddies inside 
Once again, I’d reiterate my advice to the makers of the show to rename it as suggested in the title of this post. What a show it’ll be… Mika appears on the scene and women run helter-skleter and men hold on tight to their pants… Without doubt, the best thing ever to happen to Indian television, but for the constant competition he faces from Ms Sawant’s pre-marital nakhrein.
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After Rakhee Sawant, it’s super-hot item girl Nigar Khan’s turn to be smooooochied by who else, Mika Singh. Hmm, well, at least, it’s better choice this time round 
Mika so wanted to be a part of ex-kissee Rakhee’s Swayamvar. As that didn’t happen, a very frustrated Mika signed up for the show Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao and pounced on the first available lips, which so conveniently happened to be Nigar’s.
Well, Mika, all I can say is calm down and grow up, boy. Those hot lips of yours are pure trouble.
And the producers of the show may well consider re-naming it to ‘Iss Mika se Mujhe Bachao!’ I think escaping from Mika could be far more adventurous and difficult than from the various creatures in the jungle. And, TRPs will touch the sky!!
Will the newly engaged Rakhee sign up for the show?
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