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Lara Dutta
IIFA Awards? More Like Lafda Awards!
Filed under : A. R Rehman, Hrithik Roshan, Lara Dutta, Rajnikanth, Riteish Deshmukh, Salman Khan, Sweetest, Vivek Oberoi
Bollywood’s been facing a lot of flak on its decision to arrange the IIFA awards in Sri Lanka this year. The human right issue apart, Bollywood does not even seem to be bothered about how the South Indian Film Chamber of Commerce (SIFCC) has reacted to it. Well, this is certainly cold, even by our standards.
Though the Southern film industry makes up for only a small part in Bollywood, there are eminent people like A.R Rehman, Rajanikanth, Shankar and many others who are upset with this clear apathy of Bollywood, and with good reasons too. Perhaps, Bollywood only gets involved with politics when there is some mileage to be made. Layers after layers of agendas perhaps. Who benefits from relocating the IIFA? Well not many.
The SIFCC has gone as far as to declare that those who perform at the IIFA will be boycotted by the Southern film industry. Ouch! That’s gotta hurt. So most likely, we will not find the has beens of Bollywood get a chance to dazzle the Southern audiences anymore. At least not for the next couple of years, till the resentment on this issue continues to brew. Among those to be boycotted names like Lara Dutta, Riteish Deshmukh, Salman Khan and Hritik Roshan are the most prominent. Funnily enough, Vivek Oberai, who is in the midst of Tamil production, is all set for the IIFA awards. Way to nosedive a career that already never took off.
Well, we just hope that things are good once again between the two factions because in the end, it is we who will suffer the most.
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Any movie starring Akshay Kumar has to be a hunk-babe fest. When he’s in a movie, the glam quotient rises by default. However, something’s gone amiss in Blue. Nope not the Kylie Minogue – Akshay Kumar ‘Chiggy-Wiggy‘. It is the hulking Sanjay Dutt whose look has gone all wrong in the movie.
Lara is looking hot, Akshay as usual smoking and even Zayed is looking quite steamy. Sanjay of course is another story and this, he has realized himself. He is looking rather… old and fat.
Ordinarily, that wouldn’t be a problem. However, when you’re sharing on screen space with hunks like Akshay and Zayed, it’s enough to send even the most good looking of men into jitters. So we don’t blame Sanjay for feeling a little insecure and shall I say a little threatened?
You might see a little change in Sanjay’s waistline and hairline after the film is finished though. Technology and careful editing can work wonders you know and not many will be willing to offend a volatile, heavyweight like Sanjay Dutt. Oops…I think I just did!
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Smiles and camraderie eh ladies?
Put two aging and feuding beauty queens together, in the same movie and you’ll expect feathers to fly right? Well nothing of the sort happened when Sushmita Sen and Lara Dutta were given co-starring roles in the David Dhawan comedy Do Knot Disturb.
Thankfully both self-appointed divas realised that no one’s really interested in exploiting some old, stale catfight that may have happened years ago (yawn…who cares?) and were able able to push aside their differences and give professional performances. Good move ladies. You are no longer in your prime and neither one of you counts as an A list, in-demand actress.
You must have realized that with sexy, young controversial tarts and starlets clawing their way into the Bollywood limelight, it is best that you practice some age-appropriate behaviour and act with dignity and self-respect. It might earn you some much-needed acting roles in the future and it saved us from having to endure another dull, insignificant and media-overblown hype story about nothing at all.
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‘Rocket Scientist’ Lara Dutta’s Career Choices of Box Office Flops and Cheesy Roles!
Filed under : Bitchiest, Lara Dutta
Almost immediately after Lara Dutta claims that she is too smart (*cough* what a bimbo *cough*) for comic roles, one wonders about her upcoming movie Do Knot Disturb which incidentally, is a comedy. On retrospect, I am just thinking about Lara’s filmography. One can’t stop at just Partner, her last comic flick which was a downright copy of the Eva Mendes and Will Smith starrer Hitch. In fact, I am also reminded of no brainers like Masti and the indigestible Jhomm Barabar Jhoom where she pulled off a French accent so bad that I am sure the French cried for days on listening to it.
Sure, you need brains to strategically pick movies that would last ten minutes at the box office. Lara, I am completely with you on this babe. It’s easy to get good roles, but to accept only rejects….the chaff after it has been separated from the rice, is not only hard work but also extremely smart and brave. Lara, we are in awe of your ‘genius’ mind. Not too many actresses are bright enough to chose fluff and cheese over substance. Established actresses like Rani Mukherjee and Bipasha Basu must be green with envy. We salute your bravery and your high IQ. You’ll get to the top of your game in no time at all with such a brilliant strategy! You go girl!
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Don’t laugh! Ditzy Lara Dutta considers herself ‘too intelligent’ for comedy
Filed under : Bitchiest, Lara Dutta
You read that right. Lara Dutta – whose only claim to fame thus far is winning that all-hype no-substance Miss Universe crown – claims that the only reason she isn’t being offered too many comic roles is because people think she is way too smart to do them! Say what?
Now, I don’t know which part of that statement is more ridiculous –
- Lara’s claim of being too intelligent for comedy surely means that the only people who can actually be ‘good at comic capers’ are zero-IQ bozos. So, is Lara implying that former Bollywood legends like Mehmood, Utpal Dutta and Kishore Kumar are mindless dimwits who garnered their fame and accolades because they were… STUPID???
- Lara actually believes we think she is intelligent?? On what grounds? The cheesy answers she gave at the Miss Whatever pageant, and continually dishes out at corny talk shows? C’mon girl… you should know better than that by now!
Hey ditzy bimbo, consider this: maybe the only reason you aren’t getting any of those juicy funny roles is because they require other, far more demanding talents like comic timing, spontaneous dialogue delivery, and that extra little something that transforms cheesy, forced scenes into the sheer silver screen magic that has audiences howling with laughter.
Do some research on the greatest comic actors in the world and you’ll discover that they all had/have higher than average IQ’s. So, spare us the ‘I’m too intelligent to act’ BS and focus on improving your non-existent acting skills, will you? Because quite honestly, your ludicrous histrionics and skimpy wardrobe choices don’t exactly scream “intelligence” and your pathetic efforts on the screen could never compare to the classic acting on Padosan, Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi and Khatta-Meetha… to name a few.
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