After Packup » Hurman Baweja

Is Serial Failure Harman Still Stupidly In Love With Piggy Chops?

Leela — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:40:44 +0000

Harman Baweja may have lost his pride and dignity, but at least he has his spirit to keep him warm at cold cold nights. The Hritik Roshan look-alike was recently found nonchalantly talking about how it doesn’t bother him whether his movies are successful or not. Well, me thinks that’s a great way to stoically look at the road that’s behind you and the one that you are treading upon.

For people, who are talented and work hard to earn their success, a pride for their work is but natural. However those who are fed with a silver spoon and are destined for a career of glamour just because they were born in a certain family… er… things may differ. Of course for Harman, there is not yet reason to celebrate. All three movies he’s acted in haven’t seen much enthusiasm and fanfare at the B.O.

Though I must say, I’m impressed… the boy may not be pulling off any miracles at the box office but he sure is the drama queen when it comes to his love life. Then again, he’s had a fabulous teacher. Even after the boat aka What’s Your Rashee? that he and Priyanka Chopra were together sailing in went down hook, line and sinker, he’s still riding high.

When asked about his secret affair with Piggy Chops, he said that he doesn’t want to deny anything because something may just happen between the two of them. This could mean two things. One, that he is an eternal romantic who’s optimistic about his lady love running back into his open arms. Two, he’s an idiot who doesn’t have a single hit under his belt but has let Priyanka use him in her ongoing hustle for cheap publicity.

Either way, Harman, we couldn’t care less. Your love for Priyanka-inflicted punishment seems to know no bounds and your professional apathy is pathetic…maybe that’s why you come across as lacking in charisma, an essential characteristic for any successful movie star.

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Yawn…Ashutosh Gowarikar And His Lengthy Snooze-Fest movies

Lola — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:56:13 +0000

When Ashutosh Gowarikar made Lagaan, no one complained about the length of the movie. It was a great movie and the viewer watched the saga of the village cricket team with rapt attention.

Then came Swadesh. It was refreshingly simple and it may have kind of dragged a bit at places, but it was sweet and the viewers were inclined to forget the length of the movie. The NRI and his effort to give the village electricity was a heartwarming tale.But it lasted wayyyyy to long!

Jodha Akbar was splendid and the sheer large scale of the movie made it an epic so we yawned our way to end just to see the climax. Once again Ashutosh managed to get away with a long movie without any one complaining too much but we are reaching saturation point.

Look Ashutosh, not to burst your bubble or anything dude….but have you ever heard of something called editing? Seems as if What’s Your Rashee? is yet another snooze-fest and this is cause for concern. This movie does not have either the taut plots like Lagaan and Swadesh, nor does it have the epic substance of your Jodha Akbar. So tell me why would anyone (with a life) want to sit through a half that lifetime watching an already over-exposed, synthetic Priyanka throwing out 12 different versions of that vapid, colorless personality? Get my drift? Back to the editing room!

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Celina’s eyes and Hurman’s BMW

Lola — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:01:27 +0000

Celebs are usually great at receiving gifts, but there’s one who dares to be different. Celina Jaitley has now pledged her eyes. Yes, the gay cause, animal rights, and now she’s signed up to donate those deep green eyes that can sink a million men. This babe’s hatke ways have won my heart; I’ve got to give her that.

At the same time, there are people who’d rather not waste gifts on strangers. Hurman Baweja’s BMW gift to sister Rowena is a case in point. Let’s keep it all in the family, eh?