Deepika Padukone

Wow, now that’s what I call a hot start to a cool morning. Just as I got my peepers open this morning, I got a call from my darling khabru with some dhansu dope on Saif Ali Khan.
Now you know na, how I just loooove to indulge in my favorite pastime- that is pure, unadulterated Saifu-bashing. Ever since he pataoed that two-timing Kareena babe right from under poor Shahid’s nose, he’s been on my hitlist. And so when I got this latest news, I couldn’t resist sharing it with you, my loyal readers. So listen up, dearies….
We-ell, we all know that the Chhote Nawab is not so chhota any more. He could’ve done the smart thing and taken Kareena for Love Aaj Kal. They make a perfect couple I tell you. Saifu has that haggard air about him and Kareena, with her gaunt and sunken face, is the perfect dried prune; you know prune- kishmish.
But no, Saif has to pick none other than one of the most bubbly and youthful actresses around aka Deepika Padukone.
So obviously during the shooting of Love Aaj Kal, Saif was in extreme danger of looking like Deepika’s father in the film. And he had to resort to the holy grail of age-busting drugs.
Yes, you got it right dahlings; he took Botox injections to iron away the wrinkles and match steps with the Padukone gal’s youthfulness.
Last heard, Saif was busy refuting the (what he calls) rumours- left, right and centre, and I just couldn’t stop laughing, ha, ha, ha….