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Celina Jaitley
Bollywood filling up with also-rans: Ekta Chaudhary’s the latest
Filed under : Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Celina Jaitley, Diya Mirza, Ekta Chaudhary, Om Puri, Priyanka Chopra, Sushmitha Sen
Ekta Chaudhary’s mom thinks her baby didn’t win the pageant because this year’s preference was for blondes. I don’t know what she based her research on, but Stefania Fernandez doesn’t look blonde from any angle to me.
Ekta simply doesn’t have ‘it’. And it’s not just me saying so. She’d find it difficult to be remembered with clothes off, not to speak of her impending doom with her clothes on.
Ekta’s career plan looked something like this about a week ago:
Miss Universe crown = Hollywood + New York
It’s now been humbly realigned to:
No crown = Bollywood (hopefully) + amchi Mumbai; else, drown.
But, girl, I should tell you: Bollywood’s really no place for losers. If anything, it’s a far more competitive and cruel place than your ramp. Aishwarya and Sushmitha have made it alright, but not before they had their (more than) fair share of flops. Also, do remember that they were not also-rans.
Among the other beauty queens, no one’s doing half as well as Priyanka Chopra, with Dia Mirza popping up now and then from God-knows-where and Celina Jaitley being remembered mostly as ’smooch queen’.
Moral of the story: we don’t need no bag-of-skin-and-bones models. If we want wooden faces, we have Om Puri (whom you could never ever match up to in the acting department, which is movies used to be about anyway!).
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Celina Jaitley is not Sambhavna Seth’s knight in shining armour
Filed under : Celina Jaitley, Sambhavna Seth
That’s correct. But Sambhavna is not listening. At a recent gay parade, in which she and Celina participated, the latter denied Sambhavna the security of her cordon when the mob tried to get a little too close to the raunchy item girl.
Celina Jaitley never had made any claims to being your fairy mother, so what are you complaining about Sambhavna? When you’re out on the street, you fend for yourself and not ask for other people’s paid security. After all, don’t you realise the effect of all your jhatkas and matkas on the junta?
As for you Celina, all we can say is, you were at your cattiest best!
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Celebs are usually great at receiving gifts, but there’s one who dares to be different. Celina Jaitley has now pledged her eyes. Yes, the gay cause, animal rights, and now she’s signed up to donate those deep green eyes that can sink a million men. This babe’s hatke ways have won my heart; I’ve got to give her that.
At the same time, there are people who’d rather not waste gifts on strangers. Hurman Baweja’s BMW gift to sister Rowena is a case in point. Let’s keep it all in the family, eh?
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