From the category archives:
Bitchiest
The matter of SRK’s detention is over stretched like a chewing gum and I hate to write about it anymore and give more mileage to the Kunning Khan. But when I read about Shekhar Kapur’s advice to Obama, to invite Shahrukh for dinner, I couldn’t stop myself.
Ok, SRK is popular with Indians abroad and all that. But his stature is being blown out of proportion by such comments.
Untill now, we have all known Shekhar Kapur as a level headed person, so what is making him behave kiddish? I think, “India’s got talent” is taking its toll on Shekhar.
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Just when you thought Ram Gopal Varma had leant his lesson with the monumental debacle he had affectionately christened Agyaat, the maverick filmmaker drops yet another bombshell. And no, he hasn’t learnt his lesson and will do pretty much all it takes to wipe away any trace memories of his memorable masterpieces like Rangeela, Satya and Company. All this just to create another monstrosity called Agyaat – Part 2.
The plot?
Nitin Reddy and Priyanka Kothari who, unfortunately survived to tell the Unknown tale, bring the Agyaat monster back into the city where it creates ‘widespread chaos and mayhem’. In Ramu’s words, it will just be like the Blair Witch Project, or John Carpenter’s The Thing; perhaps, even scarier.
Ummm… Ramu, let’s do this as delicately and sensitively as possible. People actually enjoyed the Blair Witch Project, and were terrified to pieces while watching The Thing. The only real impact Agyaat successfully delivered was a firmer resolve to boycott all RGV Productions… forever.
But knowing Ramu, he’ll probably go ahead and make that dratted movie anyway… just to prove his defiance and unconventionality. Sigh!
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Madhur Bhandarkar has elevated deceit to an art form. What else will you call his scheming and conniving to get one up on his friend turned foe Ashutosh Gowarikar.
He had planned this underhanded trick to upstage Ashutosh Gowarikar’s What’s Your Rashee by releasing his Jail on the same day that is October 16th and eat into his profits, thereby hitting him where it hurt most.
But his grandiose plans to settle scores with Ashutosh went kaput when the governing body of motion pictures and producers forbade him from releasing his film on the same date.
The chastised-like-a-truant- kid Madhur had to backtrack and agree to release his film on October 23rd.
All we can say is eat crow Madhur!!
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When Ramesh Taurani hosted a party to celebrate his twenty fifth anniversary, it was an event to remember and while everyone remembered good things, Vivek Oberoi remembered his last altercation with Salman Khan. Maybe that’s why he spent the entire evening avoiding Salman.
Maybe he also remembered that the last time he locked horns with Salman, his career got destroyed for good. Now struggling to get back on his feet, he probably wants to maintain all possible distance from Salman. Of course Vivek, we understand. If I were you, I would have done the same. Sallu Bhai is not one to be taken lightly!
By the way Vivek, just a tip, next time that you’re trying to sneak off, I’d recommend using the backdoor… just helps to avoid letting the press get onto you.
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Some people will do anything to stay in the limelight. Take Mallika Sherawat for instance.
This woman’s not had a release worth talking about in what seems like eons. But she keeps hogging precious print space by coming up with the most inane of ideas. The latest from the Haryanvi babe’s stable is that madam wants to insure her beautiful body for millions of bucks.
Huh? What beautiful body is she talking about? The artificially enhanced, surgeon-sculpted one?
Yeah Mallika, we’ve all seen those before-after pics of yours which make it amply clear how you’ve achieved those perfect curves. And they aren’t worth insuring anyway.
So quit acting like the diva you aren’t and let your movies do the talking for once!!
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Every few months or so, you hear something new about Emraan Hashmi. Amazingly, he’s been in more controversies than the total number of movies that he’s starred in.
Recently Mr. Kiss-a-lot got tangled up in another controversy when he went house hunting. Apparently Emraan could not get the house due to his religion. Recent developments however suggest something completely different. Suddenly out of the blue, Emraan has now realized that he has been misquoted. He never said he was ‘discriminated against’. All he said was that there was a ‘miscommunication’. Not only did Emraan not get the house he was so hell bent on leasing, he also received a lot flak on creating a ruckus out of nothing. Little did he know that what started off as sympathy towards him would turn into anger pretty soon.
He needs to know that in a multi-religious country like ours, comments like this are not be thrown around so casually. (just because he thought saying this will help him get the house?) He is just an idiot.
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Tch Tch, how the mighty have fallen! I know Bobby Deol’s recent films have all been blink-and-you’ll-miss-it flops and the only hit he’s had in a long,long time has been Dostana which wasn’t really his movie after all. In fact nobody even remembers he was there in the movie to start with.
But sheesh, I didn’t know Bobby was so hard up for lead roles that he had to stoop so low as to sign a HORROR flick of all things. And I thought only the Adhyayan Sumans and the Dino Moreas of the film industry choose to act in horror films for want of better options.
Methinks Bobby would be better off managing Tanya’s furniture design business rather than act in dumbass horror films! Who’s gonna miss the wooden faced, pseudo-macho actor anyway!!!
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