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Baba Ramdev
Sherlyn Chopra is now proudly walking in Rakhi Sawant’s sleazy showbiz shoes. If you compare the similarities in their careers, you would be surprised. Both have no brains and little control over their loose tongues. Both women shed off their clothes on the drop of a hat. Both have a boob jobs that they are quite proud of and of course both are cheap publicity seekers. However, Rakhi has Bigg Boss and a much hyped Swayamvar under her wing whereas Sherlyn has yet not forayed into the reality show circus.
But the gap between the two bimbos which was not much to begin with, is getting narrower even as you read this. Sherlyn Chopra is packing her bags for Bigg Boss and it seems as if some people are really interested in seeing how she does. Why I can’t understand…but we can’t all have lives and responsibilities I guess.
Of course the makers of Bigg Boss would like nothing more than to have a Menekasque Sherlyn Chopra try to seduce the Vishwamitra-like Baba Ramdev. While that circus may not happen anytime soon ( thank God!), I am sure Sherlyn is preparing herself well to arouse interest in any other Vishwamitra that she can find. The girl didn’t invest all that moolah in How-To-Be-Dumber-Than I-Already-Am classes and silicone boob implants for nuthin’.
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Bigg Boss 3: Bringing down the house with creaky old men
Filed under : Amitabh Bachchan, Baba Ramdev, Bitchiest, Mika Singh, Payal Rohtagi, Rahul Mahajan, Rajesh Khanna, Shammi Kapoor, Sherlyn Chopra
Is Bigg Boss Season 3 going to be all about stuffy, creaking old men? First, we have Mr Bachchan as the pop psychologist (don’t ask him what that means, because he has no clue either), who will turn 68 in a few days. Then, we hear that, horror of horrors, Pramod Mutahlik, the leader of Ram Sena, may be in, too.
Baba Ramdev, bless his soul, opted out of the show. Else, he’d have added to the count of hairy scary men.
And, now, it seems that Rajesh Khanna is tipped to be in Bigg Boss house. For God’s sake, is he even alive? From where are the Colors people digging out these relics from? Whom will you stuff in next? Shammi Kapoor?
Much as I hate to say it, for once my heart was gladdened to know that Sherlyn Chopra will be there in all her booby grandeur. After all, one does need some eye candy when boxed in with such botoxed and starched men. Apart from handling all the male attention, she will be expected to take on some bitchy responsibilities previously handled by Payal Rohtagi. I’m sure Sherlyn won’t let us down.
But who will take Rahul Mahajan’s place? I don’t see any of the elderlies coming anywhere close to the craziness quotient of Jr Mahajan. I have a suggestion for the channel people: why not rope in Mika? You can count on him any day to be crazy, with or without a camera watching. And it can do wonders for your TRP.
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The makers of Bigg Boss are running out of ideas… and fast. After boring their viewers to tears with two seasons of full-blown nautanki (courtesy a cheap Rakhi Sawant and a sleazy faux romance featuring Monica Bedi and Rahul Mahajan), they are now planning to rope none other than yoga guru extraordinaire Baba Ramdev who is most famous for his controversial statements about ‘item girls and their impact on the modern youth’.
Hmmm… interesting indeed. So, considering that this deal ever does take shape, here’s what we can eventually expect from Bigg Bore, sorry Bigg Boss Season 3.
Day One: Baba Ramdev enters the Bigg Boss House (or whatever the tacky sets are called) with the others. These include your mandatory failing actor who no one can remember, an overly voluptuous ‘item girl’, a few other regional ‘celebrities’ who look more like your local goons and last but not least, a reality show winner / an underworld moll / the producer’s distant cousin or whoever seems controversial enough to stir the house into a scripted tizzy.
Day Two: Baba Ramdev imposes mandatory yoga after waking up at 4 am EVERY morning, and compulsory ‘lauki ka juice’. Item girl also gets a earful about how her provocative jhatkas and matkas are ‘spoiling the youth’, upon which Bigg Boss has a private meeting with Babaji to discuss the mysterious relationship between tiny bikinis and soaring TRPs.
Day Three: Life goes on
Day Four: The producers get really bored and decide to invite Celina Jaitley for a surprise encounter with Baba Ramdev.
Day Five: Celina shows up in her teensy-tiny skirt and a huge lecture for Baba Ramdev about how he is a Kaurav and has treated her like Draupadi. She claims that his remarks about her changing boyfriends are just like Draupadi’s vastraharan. Baba Ramdev gently reminds her that the virus of homosexuality has pervaded her heart and soul which is why, she can’t think straight… pun intended.
Day Six: Just for fun, the producers throw in Bobby Darling.
Day Seven: Baba Ramdev can’t bear the atrocities against him, and much to the relief of the other inmates, finally walks out. Audience loses interest and the series ends as predictably as it does, every other time.
A week later, Shilpa Shetty writes a book about ‘Bigg Boss ki Bheetari Baat’ and sells the rights to Penguin, in a last-ditch effort to avoid being deported from the UK.
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Shilpa Shetty has alleged that she is being made a scapegoat for ‘publicity’.
Shilpa Shetty who? Is it the same girl who won Big Boss because of the oodles of publicity generated by the media coverage of the ‘incident’? Oh! How many millions did you win? Do you remember? If you don’t, just remember this babe – No publicity. No $.
This one is a ‘touchy’ topic for me, so let me carry on.You never had a filmy career dear. All the times when you were in news was either due to your affairs with co-stars and of course Big Brother.
With no films on hand, a doomed cricket team (even Shane Warne is more interested in your sis), no ticket to the next season of Big Boss, how you will get publicity? Only route left is Raj Kundra…hey…hey before you get excited Shilpa, relax! Trust me; we have least interest in your beau. As for yoga, Baba Ramdev has a flatter tummy!
So babes, be thankful to the media for the muft ka publicity…and don’t bite the hand that feeds you!
(I am feeling so much better after doing this – Like i always do 
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