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Asin amuses me. No really, she does. In fact, I am sure that a lot of others are equally amused with her. I, of course, am not talking about her uber hamming skills or her plastic ‘oh-I’m-so-adorable-and-nice’ persona. I am talking about her mouth at which she apparently has no control.

After being pounded by the media so hard for her suddenly-acquired attitude, I am surprised that the lady is still going great guns. Frankly, these were characteristics that I would previously only have attributed to Rakhi Sawant. But not anymore. Asin’s coming very close to Rakhi when it comes to drama and I am really not even kidding!

After she managed to get Salman upset with her, she’s now denying self-concocted rumors of her affair with Salman. Uh… Asin, did you just try to imply there that Salman would prefer you over Katrina...? You didn’t? Because it seemed like you just did. If you haven’t got the point yet, here it is again. You’ve irked Salman off and even if you believe that he’s having an affair with you (enough to have to deny to the media!), there’s no reason you should say it out loud.

Of course knowing Asin, she wouldn’t stop just there. She’s elated with her start off in Bollywood.

“I started my innings with Aamir Khan and I continued my good spell with Salman. That is two Khans down, two to go (Shah Rukh Khan and Saif Ali Khan).”

Watch Out Khans! The arrogance of the statement is enough to raise anybody’s eyebrows. But not mine. I have learnt to expect this from Asin. After all, if no one’s talking about you in Bollywood, you have to take on the task yourself. You start by having an imaginary affair with a screen icon, then leak it to the press and proceed from there to posture yourself arrogantly and pretend that you are a legendary screen goddess in the making and every popular actor will soon be lining up to star with you.

Here’s some advice for you lonely girl Asin, play with your dolls and enjoy yourself but know when to shut up and stop babbling about your fantasies — remember, you’re only pretending in that little make believe world you call your mind!

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Poor Asin, she’s feeling a little blue because of her best friend’s departure to the US. Such a sad story and I would cry for her too if it weren’t for the fact that Asin’s has herself got into this misery.

If it weren’t for her tantrums, maybe she would have been well liked in the Bollywood circles and would have not wasted anytime replacing her now-departed best friend with a new one from Tinsel Town. But no, not Ms. Thottukmal. She would rather bitch around about other co-stars.

Her attitude has already got her on the wrong side of Genelia D’souza, a rising star who’s shining pretty bright, if I might add. After she closed that door for herself, she also went ahead and offended Salman Khan! Not a smart movie honey. Now not only will the upcoming stars keep you at bay, even the established ones won’t look your way anymore.

When you act with such arrogance and insensitivity Asin, no one will want to be around you and you will end up disliked and utterly alone. Maybe you might want to rethink your stupid attitude and learn to be more accommodating to others.

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Asin Thottukmal may only be a single movie-old, but this PYT makes no bones about her newfound diva-attitude. Barely did the dust settle after her phenomenal debut Ghajini than did the young lass go about making a mile-long list of ‘frenemies’ that would even give the original bad boy of BollywoodSalman Khan some serious doubts about his starry tantrums.

For those of you who can’t remember, Ms. Thottukmal famously snubbed Genelia about her not-so-well deserved nomination for a newcomer’s award, which Asin also managed to steal from right under her nose. Not only did Asin make a drama about how ‘unfair’ it was to nominate Genelia 5 years after her debut, she also continued to give her the royal cold shoulder ever since.

But back to where we began, Ms. Thottukmal has developed a new grouse with Salman Khan, going so far as to have her ailing father represent her for the promotions of her up and coming movie London Dreams. Rumor has it that director Vipul Shah now has to discuss and explain everything about his movie twice – for the benefit of the brittle egos of Asin and Salman. Oh dear! I can smell trouble brewing.

Asin, we’re not sure where you’re going with your career, but alienating a superpower like Salman Khan may not be the wisest way to approach your career, no matter how rosy things seem at the moment. Surely you don’t want to end up like Vivek Oberoi or a certain Ms. Patel whose only occupations now are making snarky remarks about plum roles they never will land? Girlfriend, take your time and learn the workings of that Bollywood inner circle. Remember fools rush in where angels fear to tread. You’ve been warned.

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Remember Ajay Devgan? He of the haggard, aging look and rapidly thinning hair, last seen in the eminently forgettable Golmaal Returns? Now imagine the very same Devgan playing a rock star in his latest flick London Dreams. Highly unimaginable and unconvincing, but true nevertheless. Aargh!

Ajay’s character in London Dreams is supposedly modeled after Bono of U2. Yes people, you read the line correctly. Bono of U2! Now before you start falling down with laughter just stay with me to the end. With his sagging cheeks and sunken eyes, Ajay is looking more like a spoofster in one of those crazy spoofs that appear on MTV rather than a rock star with the stature of handsome Bono.

Come to think of it, even Asin is looking like she has yet to “log in” to her role in the recently released promos of the film. I know that Asin hasn’t been logging in to a lot of things these days, but in those promos she looks totally logged out out with a guitar and that perpetually vacuous expression on her face. Doesn’t the girl have any other expression in her repertoire? She’s an actress for God’s sake!

There’s just one word to describe the duo in the film and it’s definitely- ewwww!

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We’ve all heard about famous celebrities being stalked and all, and yeah it can be a terrifying experience, but wait till you hear this! The Southern Siren, Asin is two step ahead of everyone. She has her very own impersonator!

Of all the lovely ladies of Bollywood, why anyone would choose Asin Thottumkal, who just has a single hit under her belt, completely escapes me. Really, who could have time enough to impersonate her and bother to share her ‘intimate’ secrets with other actresses on Facebook and twitter?

Well I’m sure that Asin just needs some attention to catapult herself to be amongst the biggies. With all the superstars going online with their own blogs, tweeting their personal stuff and updating their facebook profiles regularly, why would Asin want to get left behind?

If it’s publicity you’re seeking Asin, it’s better to do something worthwhile so that people really notice you. Stop mongering for attention like this. It can only give you five minutes of fame. Nothing more!

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