Priyanka Chopra 7 husbands

After her much talked about dirty dozen roles in Ashutosh Gowarikar’s What’s your Raashee?, Piggy Chops is back doing what she does best – generating unnecessary publicity about her multifarious roles in Vishal Bharadwaj’s soon to be announced 7 Husbands.

Rumour has it than an enterprising Mr. Bharadwaj has roped in Ms. Chops to essay not just one, or two, but seven different roles. And surprise, surprise… Ms. Chops is now scheduled to play 7 coy, blushing “dulhans” to 7 men.

Gee… let me think. If 12 roles = 12 signs of the zodiac, do 7 roles mean that Piggy Chops is treated to a new “dulha “every day of the week? Oooh… Draupadi much?

Does the word OVERKILL ring any bells,Vishal?

I know you’re trying to cash in on our Bollywood industrywallahs’ ‘me too’ syndrome, where every formula that even remotely smacks of mega bucks at the B.O. has to be instantly replicated. So, if 12 awkwardly-dressed Priyankas can catapult Mr. Gowarikar into the realm of mainstream mega-success, why, pray why, should you be left behind?

The point however, that you seem to be so delightfully oblivious to, is that there can indeed be too much of a good thing… in fact, too many of a good thing in this case. Sure, Piggy Chops can act – Kaminey is a testament to the fact, but multiple dulhans… that too, back to back?

Do I hear your financier gleefully counting all the crores he’s saved on not roping in 6 more pouting tartlets, all at the cost of boring his audience to painful tears?

And while we are on the topic of overkill Priyanka, do us all a favor and stop harping on about your different ‘hair bounces’ (whatever that means), like you did with What’s Your Raashee? We don’t want to know how bouncy your hair is, and what brand of shampoo/conditioner you are slyly marketing with your strategic quotes. There’s only so much of your ‘desperate for dollar$’ selling ploys we can handle and we are reaching saturation point!